As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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