I just made out with a guy for $7.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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