I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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