these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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