i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.