I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Enjoy the penises
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?