Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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