No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i now understand why vodka
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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