Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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