we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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