Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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