y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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