Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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