so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
