I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest