I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.