Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you will always have a special place in my vag
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Use "feeling words"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.