would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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