This is the prime rib incident all over again
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i now understand why vodka
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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