Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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