I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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