Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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