I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice