Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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