dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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