But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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