'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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