I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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