btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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