nut hugger
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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