Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.