No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
be right there i have to get my cape
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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