Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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