so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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