I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Dick very happy bro
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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