worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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