why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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