it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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