Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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