first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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