He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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