ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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