If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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