How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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