I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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