Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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