Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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