You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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