But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas