If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We're too hungover to prance.