i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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