Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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